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For founders booking the first call

Skip the back-and-forth. Pick a slot.

Thirty minutes with the FORKOFF principals. We diagnose your launch readiness, your founder funnel, and the ecosystem moves you are leaving on the table. You leave with a plan whether you hire us or not.

▸ The wedge

Discovery calls waste forty minutes. Diagnostic calls deliver a plan. FORKOFF runs diagnostics, not pitches.

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▸ What we run

Three layers. One outcome-priced engine.

Layer 01

Diagnostic, not pitch

Thirty minutes of structured questions. You leave with a written diagnosis of your launch readiness, your founder funnel, and the next two ecosystem moves. Whether you hire us is a separate question.

Layer 02

Principals on the call

JK and the senior FORKOFF operators run every first call. No SDRs, no junior consultants, no scripted demo flow.

Layer 03

Free until proven valuable

First call costs you nothing. If the diagnosis is not worth your thirty minutes, we donate fifty dollars to a charity of your choice. We have not had to pay yet.

▸ Why this domain

FORKOFF operates this domain to make first-call booking frictionless for founders we are reaching out to. Our main site is forkoff.xyz. Reply to the email that brought you here, or pick a slot below.

▸ Field notes

Receipts from the engine.

Every two weeks. Real campaigns, real numbers, no fluff. One opt-out link on every send.

Operated by FORKOFF. Unsubscribe any time. We never sell or share your email.

▸ Or write us a note

Skip the call. Send a brief.

Tell us what you are working on, the timeline, and the wedge you want help with. The team replies within one working day.

The booking line

Thirty minutes.
Then a real plan.

No pitch deck. We map your funnel against the FORKOFF engine, name the wedge, and tell you whether we're a fit. If we are not, you leave with a one-page playbook.