Diagnostic, not pitch
Thirty minutes of structured questions. You leave with a written diagnosis of your launch readiness, your founder funnel, and the next two ecosystem moves. Whether you hire us is a separate question.
Thirty minutes with the FORKOFF principals. We diagnose your launch readiness, your founder funnel, and the ecosystem moves you are leaving on the table. You leave with a plan whether you hire us or not.
Discovery calls waste forty minutes. Diagnostic calls deliver a plan. FORKOFF runs diagnostics, not pitches.
Thirty minutes of structured questions. You leave with a written diagnosis of your launch readiness, your founder funnel, and the next two ecosystem moves. Whether you hire us is a separate question.
JK and the senior FORKOFF operators run every first call. No SDRs, no junior consultants, no scripted demo flow.
First call costs you nothing. If the diagnosis is not worth your thirty minutes, we donate fifty dollars to a charity of your choice. We have not had to pay yet.
FORKOFF operates this domain to make first-call booking frictionless for founders we are reaching out to. Our main site is forkoff.xyz. Reply to the email that brought you here, or pick a slot below.
Tell us what you are working on, the timeline, and the wedge you want help with. The team replies within one working day.
No pitch deck. We map your funnel against the FORKOFF engine, name the wedge, and tell you whether we're a fit. If we are not, you leave with a one-page playbook.